A: Bro, she gave the greatest sandpaper footjob i have ever had.
B: nice dude, hopefully next time it bleeds.
B: nice dude, hopefully next time it bleeds.
by EmeraldCoast March 5, 2023
Get the Sandpaper footjobmug. a foot job with maple syrup
by onori September 24, 2025
Get the Canadian FootJobmug. A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
Get the Texas Roadhouse Footjobmug. a nylon footjob, where the penis is placed between the nylon stocking or tights and the sole of the foot, through a hole made in the tights.
by Urbandict_123410 February 23, 2024
Get the Encased nylon footjobmug. A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.
by DualShock4 November 4, 2023
Get the Canadian Footjobmug. A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.
by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022
Get the The J-ROB FOOTJOBmug. When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.
by Shnoomer September 23, 2025
Get the Albanian Footjobmug.