foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005

Fonteyne

meaning extreme.

That is so FONTEYNE!

by Lanolin, like sheeps wool March 9, 2011

Fobesticate

To eliminate bastards from an area

A: “where the fake people be @?”
B: “I fobesticated them”

by Lazoyausuxx May 19, 2019

Arthur Fonzerelli

Token cool guy from the late TV Show "Happy Days".

Played by Henry Winkler.

Is Henry Winkler the incarnation of God ?

by larstait October 12, 2003

stuckin foned

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.

"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"

by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

fonker

a fonker is when the head of the penis can be seen through a pair of athletic shorts

at the gym you can see someones "fonker" because they are wearing no underwear

by matt schneider September 24, 2005

Fanbelt

A word men sometimes use to describe an attractive woman without women knowing what the men are talking about. Mainly used in the British Midlands and relatively unknown elsewhere and especially unknown to women.

Jim called out "Fanbelt!" in time for Tim to turn around and see a very attractive woman walk past. Meanwhile the woman thought "What's a fanbelt?"

by Huntt May 28, 2010