Fat Ass

A fat ass, typically referred to as Miguel De La Cruz, is a lazy fuck who loves sitting his ass down all day playing Rainbow Six Siege while yelling "HOW DID I NOT KILL HIM!?!?!? I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!" with the sound of their keyboard being smashed in the background. Furthermore, when asked, fat ass will reject going out to hang with friends. What fat ass's friends don't know is that it's not that he doesn't want to go, it's just his musty ass is stuck in his chair from playing too much video games and he doesn't want to call the fire department to get it out. As usual, fat ass doesn't really have any real friends. All his "friends" are only there to get closer to fucking his sister.

Hey Fat Ass, want to come to the Americana tonight?
Bro, I'm Miguel De La Cruz, you should already know the answer to that one.

by kalensucks March 23, 2019

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Bitch your a fat ass

Carol don’t be a fat ass and eat all of the turkey bitch!!!!!

by crede July 22, 2019

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A fat person, usily a man, with or with out a fat ass who seems to always be eating. Can be a kid too.

My brother is a fat ass.

by isla September 2, 2004

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Anyone whose body fat is exceeding healthy limits.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.

"Hey, Fat ass, don't steal my ice-cream," said seven year old Tanya.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

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