S.O.F.A.

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

by The Commodore October 17, 2008

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O.S.F.

Referring to the One Star Fairy in the CBS forums. An O.S.F. is a Phaenomenon occurence in which every post is rated 1 star out of a possible 5. There is no actual member who is the O.S.F. it is just a speculated phantom. It is mainly associated in the NCIS forums.

I think the O.S.F. has been through here today.

or

The O.S.F. has landed.

by Random Sightings April 16, 2010

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P.F.S.O

Stands for Possibility For Significant Other, a person whom you have a crush on, and you know has a crush on you, but you just haven't started dating yet.

A: Have you and C hooked up yet?
B: Naw, we're just P.F.S.O's right now.

by Joe Jockstrap December 3, 2005

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F.O.C.U.S

Acronym standing for: Fuck off cuz ur stupid. Used in any situation where a person is being dumb.

Boy: Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can really see myself in them.

Girl: You need to F.O.C.U.S.

Or

Fool, F.O.C.U.S.

by BIG O & a little shady March 26, 2011

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s.o.f.t.

an older person that has very little sense. whatever theyve done and they know theyre in the wrong, they fall into the catagory of "soft".this is usually used when small children and old ladies are around, stil..old ladies are not exempt from the term which means......

old grumpy get, pushing a wheelchair with his elderly mother in it, deliberately rams into your achilles....the retort would be "stupid old fucking twat"
or "s.o.f.t. cunt"

by mik63 August 17, 2007

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