Erie

The mistake by the lake. The snow capital of the world. Where schools never cancel classes and no one is surprised if the temp changes from 100 degrees to negative 20 in 4 hours. The adults are all either really sheltered or mega whacked out. Kids start drinking, smoking, and f*cking in elementary school. And you can find a bag of pot easier than you can spot a car. You might live in the city but have 3 farms in a mile radius. Nick Scott is a known hated monopolist. If you go to college, you are probably either a science or communications major. If you once went to college, chances are you did drugs or drank every day, all day, for years, and still do. The millcreek mall and the dollar theater were the coolest places to hang growing up, and the penninsula was so awesome with its nasty shit infested water. If you ever want to see the most messed up city in all the world, come here.

Erie, PA received 10 feet of snow today and nothing closed down except the plowing companies.

by ME March 15, 2005

Erien

Sweet ,lovely ,crazy , and funny but sometimes over sensitive

Ah Erien your so sweet !!!!

by hubbleuuu September 16, 2016

Lake Erie Monster

A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.

Son of a bitch! Some Bastard left a Lake Erie Monster in Shitter at the car wash!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Erie

A city full of rednecks, sluts, skanks, prostitution, drug dealers and many more. Erie is the Little Detroit of Pennsylvania, it’s also well known as being the mistake on the lake. They have the Nighmare on Elm Street Walmart, abandoned houses full of homeless and crackheads, as well as gangsters with weird nicknames like “Spoons”, “Hacker” and “PSN”. Erie has a billion churches and probably a thousand bars on every corner. People only think Erie is the best just because of Waldameer and Splash Lagoon, but once you go into the neighborhoods, you’ll think “this place is a shit hole.”

I went to Erie and found a needle on the ground.

by shuffleboard December 11, 2019

enriett

A literal goddess, very cute and loving. You would be very lucky to have one of these girls in your life as they are one in a million.

Enriett is an angel

by Enriett June 9, 2020

phoebe eyre

Sexy beast with a tight ass, amazing tits and beautiful face, there's no singular word to describe her other than perfect

"Did you see phoebe eyre's ass?"
"dayum straight, im harder than titanium"

by SexyFluffyBeast November 26, 2013

Erie Funk

The very inevitable and unfortunate wave of despair and anger that results from spending extended periods of time in Erie, PA. It is believed to be caused by the town's lack of values as a whole from the highest to the lowest levels of city and social infrastructure. Another possibility may be the large quantity of elicit substances that travel to and through town which the youth helplessly fall victim to. Outsiders are most perceptible to this phenomenon. Though there is no known remedy, the lucky few who escape this do so by finding refuge with select good company.

Ed: yo I cant get out of this erie funk. Just leads to drinking and smoking everyday.

Dan: yeah me too man. Lets get out of town this weekend.

by Snicker915 October 30, 2013