existence

Something that I wish I did not do

f@#$ my existence

by hsvgdhjxwceg April 5, 2019

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

Non existing

Communist slang for food

Yo, I want something that’s non existing

by Donald_nut July 7, 2018

Existatron

noun; a person from your past that you haven't thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.

-You'll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. Taylor Moffit.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.

by We Are Jay June 7, 2011

exstinct

the 6th sense or feeling you get when you meet an ex on an anonymous app , not to be confused with extinct which I'm sure one wishes for one's ex.

Summer had an exstinct I was talking on that anonymity app with her ex when talking to windows the man who coined this stupid word

by windows42069 May 31, 2021

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017

Existing

Something none of us should be doing right now

I don't see how you don't get the description, existing is pretty straight forward

by ThatOneKidDrew September 16, 2017