Gasheous Exchange

The act of buying, selling or trading girls of an equal value to your expense.

Person 1: Hey, Want to do some gasheous exchange?
Person 2: Okay then, I only have £10 and a dirty girl at the moment though.
Person 1: Thats fine, add them together and we can find you something decent.

by Brimmy April 25, 2009

Pie exchange

1) n. compensation for stolen girl scout cookies.

2) v. the process of having a senior citizen mud butt in someone's hand and then throwing at on the first seen innocent girl scout.

1) We must conduct a pie exchange you rat bastard!
2) When I get my AARP card we are pie exchange errybody.

by slippery dingo March 8, 2011

polish exchange

During a threesome with two men and a female; the act of your buddy maneuvering the females head while she is performing fellatio. Similar concept as the Dutch rudder

I saw Kevin performing a polish exchange on Ron using Sally's head.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

Equal Exchange Retaliation

Equal exchange retaliation is the act of retaliating in such a way as to repeat the action in exactly the same manner each time.

Example: Stealing your neighbor’s campaign signs then repeating the act each time it’s replaced.

What most people consider harassment Jonathan considers equal exchange retaliation.

by SpitFire4Truth September 28, 2020

decentralised exchange

A global community making an effort for the declaration of said manicure.

Back in 700BC the manicures man invented the towel in an effort of decentralised exchange, that would continuously be recreated and improved as a revolutionised product, said good and service to be exchanged universally.

by Mong off January 24, 2022

Stock Exchange

A variation of the "Eiffel Tower". This move requires two males and one female. The males shall be dressed in business suits. Unlike the Eiffel tower, instead of high fiving, you will shake hands and look each other in the eyes in agreement. Upon completion of the Stock Exchange the males will check their watches as if late for a meeting and leave while the female is left to clean up the "paperwork".

Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob walk into a room. Ms. Jenny was bent over a chair. Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob unzip their slacks and insert their penis' into the respective holes on Ms. Jenny which were agreed upon previously. When both gentlemen are inside, they shake hands until they have completed the transaction of dumping semen into Ms. Jenny. Stock Exchange complete!

by bobstevendoastockexchange September 25, 2013

Columbian Exchange

1. The trade of goods between early Europe and the Americas that resulted in large cultural and material gains for European countries widespread disease in the unprepared American native tribes.

2. When a long term partner takes advantage of the other by not telling them about their herpes.

I think Chris pulled a Columbian Exchange on me last night

by Thorsbanjo September 13, 2011