sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019

evil soda

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I could describe evil soda to H*tler but i must say that evil soda is much worse

by Shaunthebee July 25, 2023

Evil Shananigans

Cruel and tragic Shananigans as made famouse by Super Troopers. Just Go Here www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ef1q2nM_-M

Thorny: His Shananigans are evil and tragic.

Foster: Which makes them not Shananigans at all really.

Mac: Evil Shananigans

by Lightnin August 6, 2007

Evil Sakura

The darkness japanese girl that only wants to kill.

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

evil soap

Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.

This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.

Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.

by Tom May 2, 2004

Evil Sie

Another pseudoname of the sexiest man alive.

You can find him...if he wants to find you

by Evil Sie March 31, 2003

Evil Stepsister

Verb. To fit a body part (usually a foot) into a smaller than usual piece of clothing.

When looking at a pair of shoes that is clearly too small: "I can't even evil stepsister my way into those."

by GeckoGecko August 21, 2011