YGS Every friday

a lie a very very big lie

jacksfilms: YGS every Friday
Fans: why do you lie

by no yes no ok July 28, 2019

Evelyn

Beautiful, nice, loyal, funny, unique, weird(in a good way), intelligent, and a bit loud. with all these characteristics she is easily one of the best people on earth:p

Wow, I wish I was like Evelyn

by puppyluver4446554 March 30, 2017

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.

__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun

by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008

Evelyn

A girl with an amazing features. If you ever sad or feel lonley talk to an Evelyn. She will always have your back on your bad days and good days. She is an amazing friend to hangout with an Evelyn would never let you down. An Evelyn is often in really bad situations. She goes to depression or anxiety ,but knows how to handle it. She can be really sad at times ,but always wears a bright big smile on her face. She clearly doesn't let no one get in her way. Evelyn's often fall in love easily ,but attracts boys. She is sometimes a badass ,but otherwise she is an amazing, wonderful, caring and cool girlfriend. She also likes playing some sports like soccer or football she can be very good a it and would like to play all the time she likes having fun with her friends. I'm warning you if you ever date an Evelyn never let her go ever. She would care for you if you ever need her so boys. Warning: Don't Ever Let Her Go.

If you ever let her go you will regret having a cool girlfriend. Evelyn's are also full of surprises and can even cheer you up when you need it. They are pretty beautiful and gorgeous. You are lucky to have an Evelyn as a cool friend or girlfriend.

Boy 1 (5 boys) one of them: Have you seen Evelyn
Boy 2 : Yea she been looking hot asf

Boy 3: I wish she was my girlfriend

Boy 4: She is perfect for me she even plays sports like soccer

All of them: She is so hot🔥

by Emma Johns November 23, 2017

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Sometimes used as a childrens rhyme but teens/adults use it as making a dificult decision... instead of chosing rock, paper, scissors-They use Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

eeny meeny miny moe
catch a bad chick by her toe
if she hollers let her go
eeny meeny miny moe

or

"i cant make up my mind metween crayons or colored pencils"
"eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch Cryola by the toe,

if it hollers let it go,

eeny meeny miney moe"

by Barbie Kay November 13, 2010

Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for

by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.

by Telephony February 19, 2015