When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.
I didn't want to waste anymore of my time on that dumb essay so I just decided to do essay evacuation.
by sameopet April 09, 2013
partythrower: hey guys! you found my house.
guy: yeah, but janine was following us!!
partythrower: Damn!! lets prematurely evacuate into the backyard and shut off the lights.
guy: yeah, but janine was following us!!
partythrower: Damn!! lets prematurely evacuate into the backyard and shut off the lights.
by justcallmeroo August 01, 2009
by comaboy1971 January 02, 2012
The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.
John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.
by Poomoj September 09, 2013
A term often used by YouTuber Callum's Corner. Essentially means to take a dump. That's it. But in Callum's Corner language.
Ay up and welcome to Callum's Corner! I've just had to have a massive bio evacuation this morning. My God it was "discorsting" was that!
by LordJenal October 25, 2022
by Bridotac October 02, 2021
While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.
by MrGreenBeanz April 11, 2022