eunice

Female version of the taint. The flesh between ass and pussy.

That chick had a hairy ass eunice!

by Dragondeathbringer May 26, 2011

Eunice coochie

Musty, dusty, crusty, stank coochie that no one and I mean no one wants to have

Person 1: dude did you sex up that girl you were talking to?

Person 2: no bro she had that Eunice coochie so I dipped.

by Tuduruki Shutu July 16, 2020

Eunice

applies mainly to woman, the crazy voice in the back of your head that makes you rationalize unrational acts when feeling rejected by the opposite sex. also gives you the irrelevant/annoying urge to analyse everything. EUNICE is the bunny boiler voice we wish we didnt have.

Eunice voice "ok i know he has his phone on him, y isnt he picking up", then u proceed to call 12 times. and u rationalize that this is normal.

by chocass September 29, 2005

eunice

a person with a mole on their eyebrow;
a dog

greg "my girlfriend is so cute"
justine "youre girlfriend is a eunice, duh ofcourse she's cute"

by juhstaine February 15, 2009

Eunice

The 1-3 inch mound of flesh resulting from prolonged hormone therapy in transsexual men or botched sexual reassignment surgery in transsexual women.

After CJ took testosterone for 6 months, he began to grow a eunice.

Sadly, the poorly-executed surgery left Apple with naught but a eunice.

by Dr. Quinoa December 22, 2009

eunice

Someone, often male, who exhibits weakness, femininity, spinelessness, low pain tolerance, and/or a general lack of a man card. Eunices often whine, complain, cry, and make up lame excuses for being unable to cowboy up.

Who cares if you have to work in the morning? Stop being such a Eunice and drink your shot!

You just got your ass kicked...Eunice!

by shaquelford April 27, 2007

Eunice

One weird, kimchi-eating, procrastinating, small-eyed boze

Dang! Isaac is so much better at writing than Eunice.

by BigBozeman December 12, 2018