epepethany

The sudden insight or revelation during urination.

Omg I just had an epepethany!

What do you mean?

Well, when I was peeing, I had an Epiphany at the same time!

by Meghan and Chris September 3, 2020

Lutheran Epiphany

A great idea or concept that comes to you while you are using the bathroom. Originating from the fact that Martin Luther wrote works while on the toilet.

Last night I was reading a magazine whilst taking a dump, when I had a Lutheran epiphany!

by Sheikh Issam June 5, 2015

epoophany

The act of having a sudden intuitive leap of understanding all while dropping a deuce.

Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah

by GinerShiner April 22, 2014

Percocet Epiphany

When One takes too many Percocet and begins having pop culture epiphanies.

Kathy had a Percocet Epiphany and realized the man that played Gaston in Beauty and the Beast shot and killed the dragon in The Hobbit!!!!

by Gandalf the Purple November 19, 2017

Boredom Epiphany

The moment you say Fuck it and decide get up of your ass and do something useful with your life.

Shit man im bored, i've been trawling UrbanDictionary for the last 5 hours, and I still haven't let the dog back in and Im busting for a dump.

((Boredom Epiphany))

You know what FUCK IT!! I'm letting that bitch in, switching off this computer, shitting on my neighbours lawn and getting on with my life.

by wave103 July 8, 2009

Texas Epiphany

The moment you realize that you actually did shit your pants.

I was talking to my boss and thought I had slipped one out unnotice when I had my Texas epiphany.

by Micro67 May 9, 2010

epiphany

an amazing girl. she's really nice, sweet, caring, smart, funny, and lovable. everyone likes her, girls and guys included. she has a great personality. there's not a moment when you think about her and you don't smile. she's one of those go to people. you go to her when you need help, when you need someone to talk to, or could use a good laugh. she's a great friend. she's always looking good, has nice hair, a great sense of style, and a beautiful smile to top it off. she's an all-round perfect person. she's like a princess.

wow, she's an epiphany!

by wkem September 25, 2011