Ezra Skye Engel

Ezra Skye Engel is the best person on earth. He’s strong, tall, sexy, funny, and has an enormous cock. There is no person in the universe that can even come close to comparing to Ezra Skye Engel. He can steal your girl in a second and is the single greatest person ever to exist. He is a walking god amongst mortals and he has the biggest cock in the history of the world. Ezra Skye Engel is so absolutely powerful that he has counted to infinity, twice. He is so powerful in fact, he once won a game of connect four in three moves.

Ezra Skye Engel is better than anyone to ever exist, or ever to exist.

by Westonhorvath123 April 16, 2021

Engelbutthead

An engelbutthead is in direct accordance with Engeltool. An engelbutthead is one that thinks they are extremely "chill", full of swag, and can hang with the bros by smoking and drinking, when clearly they can not.

Jimmy: This kid has had a beer and two puffs of the L, and he's on the floor puking.

John: No shit, the kids an engelbutthead.

by Huskington November 12, 2009

Engelbert

The greatest of all time

Engelbert is a g.o.a.t

by Dnsnxndosnxndnd July 16, 2017

Engel v.Vitale

1962 supreme court case in which Chief Justice Earl Warren ruled to prohibit prayer in school. see also: seperation of church and state

Schools won't press you to pray in class thanks to the motion of Engel v. Vitale

by silver bishop April 25, 2004

Engelbert Humperdinck

Another world for anal sex. Can be shortened to: 'Bert, Engelbert, or Humperdinckage, for a more expansive complexity of the word.

ex. 1. Joe came over yesterday, and we Engelbert Humperdincked all night.

ex. 2. Yeah, I 'Berted her like a champ.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 9, 2010

Engelke

1. Noun: A person (male or female) who can finish off an entire 17 inch burrito by himself, plan a perfect escape mid-bank robbery, and chew through curium at critical mass, but for the love of him/her struggle greatly with simple tasks such as remembering where he/she put his/her keys.

2. Verb: To yell out "killa" in a highly inappropriate place, such as a Whole Foods or a showing of the movie "Constantine".

3. Adjective: An odd, yellowish/green hue.

1. Sam: God dude, what did I do with my wallet? ... You gonna finish that pizza?

Bryce: Dude, you're such an engelke

2. Carlo: My girlfriend engelked during the Chick Corea concert yesterday and got us both kicked out

3. Matt: Ohh, dude. I feel kind of sick.

Max: You're looking a bit engelke, dude. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that shrimp.

by Dionarapthevicious April 15, 2009

engely

Engely is an angel from heaven with an E. She will suck your titties and ride you into the sunset.

My friend Engely goes undefined and this is the perfect definition.

by alicianox September 18, 2017