emoticonoclast

A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon + iconoclast

Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic

Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?

by LukeT September 15, 2007

Emoticontage

A montage created out of emoticons.

:-( - My in-laws are coming for dinner.
:-/ - Although, my sister in-law is quite cute.
:-) - And she is wearing that low-cut top.
:-D - Everything better than expected!

Emoticontage.

by Aviciouswind September 30, 2010

farmer emoticon

A farmer emoticon nearly identical to regular emoticons except these sport a fancy straw hat signified by the pound sign and a vertical bar as shown below

#|: )

The other features that can be added are listed below

#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun

Hick 1 - Cletus I needs to tell ya something
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!

by brown_muscles December 4, 2010

middle finger emoticon

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Take that ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ (middle finger emoticon)

by Aujanee21 April 9, 2010

emoticunt

A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.

kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D

...you get the idea.

by Eric Melech April 18, 2005

Emoticon Denouement

When you're having a conversation with someone online and it starts to get boring so it slowly drifts into replies of emoticons until neither party replies.

Omar: Steve help! My convo with Sarah is drifting into an emoticon denouement.

Steve: Who the hell are you and why are you using my computer?

by Teetburger August 15, 2010

empties

slang word for cans of empty beers, left over the next morning after a long night of solid partying.

"dude, help me get these empties in the trash before my parents get home!"

by see_oh February 18, 2009