eleven

The number of time zones in the former Soviet Union.

"Do you know how many time zones they have?"
"Uh, yessir. Uh, four ... uh, nosir. I never really studied that up."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. It's not even funny."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous."

by Nathew (#581476) November 14, 2005

Eleven

11, the integer between 10 and 12. It is the 5th prime number. 11 is odd (or weird if you want to say)

RIP Pawn Stormer E Eleven

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Elevens

When two men with erections stand against each other. Their erect penises are side by side making an eleven.

Your so hard, I love feeling elevens with you.

by zimmerframe August 27, 2018

elevens

A coffee-induced defecation. Usually marked by its sudden onset and loose consistency. Name originates from the time at which said defecation typically takes place, 11:00 AM, due to the regular day-to-day schedule in which coffee is consumed.

"And this is why our target market...BRB, gotta do elevens"

by Kablammo April 25, 2006

eleven

synonym for "whatever"

What do you want to do tonight? Eleven.

by Carrick Moore Gerety July 14, 2006

eleven

A really hot girl. Better than a ten.

"Mate, head-to-toe that girl is gorgeous. I can't fault her. She is a definite eleven."

by Flavs September 16, 2007

eleven

draw an ~ : leave two parallel skidmarks after performing burnout start with high-performance motor vehicle. See also donut.

Ron had to buy a new clutch and a set of rear tyres for his Mustang, but hey, at least he drew an eleven on Main Street.

by nvdw July 26, 2005