ejaculation situation

when you ejaculate in a very messy way

there was an ejaculation situation when i jerked off and shot on my keyboard.

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Ejaculation Flannel

A piece of fabric,in this case flannel, used to ejaculate into after/during self fornication.

I was all ready to hunker down for a long evening with gimp fetish magazine, but my ejaculation flannel was nowhere to be found! blast rag spankerchief

by MoneyMike00000 January 20, 2009

Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

ejaculation chamber

Another term for the cavity of cervix or Internal orifice of the female vagina.

Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks.

Victim: Muffled screams.

Rapist: MMMM yeh.

by Jared Ellis September 25, 2007

Ejaculation Annihilation

When the cum pressure is so much the receiver gags or a body part is injured

Man I was getting a blow job and I had a Ejaculation Annihilation all in her eye, she still can't see

by Tefffffereds45464564 August 24, 2008

Ejaculation Leviosa

Masturbating while watching a Harry Potter film.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Harry Potter film?
Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.

by CalvinMacaroon November 30, 2010

Ejaculation narcolepsy

When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.

"So, how was it with Peter?"

"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."

by Simone88 April 4, 2010