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egonomics

1. the logic used to justify ones actions for personal gain 2. the art of being self-centered 3. the actions and attitudes one takes to appear beter than others, that to the outside observer, shows he/she is a real jerk.
It was his egonomics that caused his to die a lonely man, and the geek, a millionaire
by Silly Dad August 12, 2003
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Egon's Law

Egon's Law comes from the movie "Ghostbusters" and states: "Don't cross the streams". This is in reference to their energy packs, because if the streams are crossed, all existence gets destroyed.

The real-life usage of Egon's Law is applied when two or more men are urinating next to each other, perhaps in a community trough or a row of bushes. If anyone crosses their urine streams, those two have violated Egon's Law (don't cross streams!) and are therefore automatically gay.
Oh no! Perry and Nick violated Egon's Law!!! You guys are SO gay!!!!!

Whoa whoa watch it pal! Don't violate Egon's Law! I don't want to be gay with you!
by Gr33kH3r0 March 10, 2009
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Eason Chan

The best singer of his generation; one of the only singers who sing just as well live as on their recordings.
Eason is a multi-talented musician, able to play a wide array of instruments and also having a powerful excellent voice.
He is comparable to Jacky Cheung, also a great live singer and a person who became famous through true talent rather than appearances and other superficial popularity.
Ray: Eason Chan is the best HK singer right now.
Melanie: I'd say he's tied with Jacky Cheung.
Helene: That's still a big statement to make.
Ray: I don't fight it. Eason and Jacky = best ever!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Etson

Hey look it's etson
by Y do u want to know my name October 17, 2016
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Egonga

To be wacky, zany or insane in your humour.
"I like to decapitate carrots with a breadstick!"
"Man, you're Egonga!"
by Rorije April 25, 2004
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egone thot

The phrase to banish a strong thot with the power of Lord Farquaad and the Thot Patrol, because the thots have been evolving....
Thot Patroller: NO! My Begone Thoticus Maximus you're omega gay isn't working! I have to resort to one thing.... E GONE THOT!
Thot: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Thot was vaporized, then vaporized again until completely obliterated and sent to HEll
by begone-clot September 11, 2018
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egon

A scientist or person of very high intelligence. It comes from the character, Egon, from the Ghostbusters films.
Alan: I got an A on my test. What did you get?

Jason: A fucking D.

Alan: How did you fail? The test was easy.

Jason: Shut up! You're such an egon!
by Righty007 November 29, 2007
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