Sensual Eggnog

when a man puts cinnamon in his pee hole and cums in a girls mouth to create sensual eggnog

“wanna taste my sensual eggnog?”

by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020

eggbound

The undesirable state of one's bowels which can arise if you don't get your 'five a day.'

Bob: Goddamn. It's 10.30pm and I've only had 2 apples and a banana today. That's only 3 portions of fresh fruit! Better get myself a couple of emergency satsumas.

Bob's mum : You'd better- or you'll get eggbound.

by Monty kicks ass August 25, 2006

Eggnogling

To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.

I can't stop eggnogling that chick over there in the Christmas sweater.

by Heavysemi November 4, 2013

eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

Eggnog cookie

An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad

Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀

by CubeBitt July 21, 2022

dutch eggnog

The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.

Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.

by mac 007 April 6, 2016

Nigga eggnog vision

How fucking high are you?

“I looked up nigga eggnog vision last night after smoking half my cartridge”

by Peepew November 14, 2019