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edson loves chicken and kool sid
by edson etienne January 14, 2008
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Edson

An Edson is a man who claps your sisters cheeks
Andrew: WOW my sister was being super loud last night
Me: Oh she must have been with Edson
by Joe (mama) October 12, 2019
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edsel ford high school

Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.
idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.

idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.

idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.
by edgar allen poe...i think August 20, 2008
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Edsel

A car the the Ford Motor Comapany made in the late 1950's (1958-1960). The life of the Edsel didnt last long because no one liked the trademark "Horse-Collar" grill or the odd name. It is a very very rare car, very few were produced. Some of the models were: Citation, Pacer, Roundup, Ranger, and the Corsair
ME: Wow! Did you just see that Edsel?
YOU: That the fuck is an Edsel?
by BillyGunn September 27, 2007
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edslattery

an edslattery is when u drop a huge chudmonkey on your best mates face while he is asleep, and then proceed to get your dog to turkeyslap him until he wakes up, and when he wakes up, you shout "ED SLATTERY"
Will: Hey guys, rob fell asleep and i've got a huge dook burning a hole in my pants, u wanna give him an edslattery

Ed: Sure thing, ill do the turkey if u do the chocolate mousse
by dylan dudley May 16, 2009
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EdsFLAGS

When flag is life
Yo Ed name this flag *Shows Flag*
Sao Tome and Principe
HOW DO U KNOW!! Your an edsflags
by Auqil May 14, 2019
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edshartran

an edshartran is a person who sucks deez nutz
very cool person: “hey edshartran what does s-u-c-k spell?”
edshartran: “suck?”

very cool person: “SUCK ON DEEZ NUTZ!”
by verycoolperson69 June 2, 2021
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