n. A roided up keebler elf who wont be able to hack it in Varsity Football and abuses young girls.
Did you see that Easter taking it up the butt from those upper classmen?...Man he'll never make it past camp Cocoa...What a friggin douche.
by Fuck the Elves July 22, 2003
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The time of year when you get a free mug with your chocolate.
Great- another cadburys mug with my easter egg.
by AlfieL March 21, 2008
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The day the Easter Bunny comes, to get shot at by everybody, in an attempt to bring lots of candy to young boys and girls.
Today's Easter Sunday, Let's Party!!
by BriaN! April 9, 2004
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HOORAY for the PAGANS :-(

Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!

It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).

It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!
Easter is not about the Sacrifice of Jesus Christ, it's about Eastre, a Goddess WHO DOESN'T EXIST!

Satan is "destroying wonderfully", as the Bible said he would ;-)

Here's the TRUTH:

Easter is PAGAN ... the name comes from a Goddess ...
by IP Freely April 10, 2004
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To force someone into a sexual act through manipulation or incapacitation.

From a story told by US Army soldiers after Desert Storm about a soldier who used ether to knock out his tent-mate and force anal sex. The name of the story was "The Ether Buddy," and a common mispronunciation was "The Easter Bunny."
He easterd you into doing WHAT??
by Blade April 28, 2004
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Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot

Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot
by wouldn't you like to know! March 15, 2005
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