Zombie Jesus Day.

Named after the Anglo-Saxon goddess Ēostre, one of many Christian holidays that were appropriated from previous so-called "pagan" celebrations. Eostre being a spring goddess of fertility, totems associated with her were rabbits and eggs, symbolizing fertility and rebirth, hence the traditions of the Easter Bunny and Easter Eggs.

HOORAY for the PAGANS :-(

Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!

It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).

It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!

The time of the year when Christians celebrate the crucifixion of Santa for not paying his taxes.

A slang term for the drug MDMA. Others include ecstacy, E, X, XTC, etc. MDMA's high often involves feelings of empathy, high self-esteem, positive body image, teeth grinding, jaw clenching, and wanting to tell people everything about oneself and in turn listen to their stories. The senses are more aware, causing one to enjoy touching soft and other various materials. Males should be aware that it is often difficult to have an erection while rolling on Ecstacy.

It's all about killing Jesus and eating chocolate.

What's not to love?

The guy that gets drunk and bangs Allison every weekend. She was nice but he helped turn her into the biggest bitch ever. He is the manwhore af all manwhores.