The Front Bottoms Ex

1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.

2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.

Bro, I am the front bottoms ex.

by V_013 July 29, 2023

how to get over my ex

HEY, your ex never deserved you. now pick that crown up, wipe them tears off your face and be the bad ass you are. also if you feel like it amos (add me on snapchat) @ommoore28 i need friends and if you wanna talk about it i can help you just add me:)

other person: “i don’t know how to get over my ex”
me: “your ex never deserved you”

by hahahahahaahhiiiiii1928373919 April 11, 2020

TyrannoWHOREus Ex

the dirty whore you used to date, who is as evil and vicious as a tyrannosaurus rex.

Matt: Dude, what happened to your front door?
Jordan: My TyrannoWHOREus Ex kicked a fucking hole in it David Beckham style!

by Fib3065 October 21, 2009

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

The Ex-Girlfriend Effect

When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision.

We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.

by sassanova January 29, 2010

National toxic ex day

March 10 is a day where we celebrate being single and free from that toxic ex.

Let’s go out and celebrate you putting yourself first on National toxic ex day.

by CeliaB March 9, 2021

text your ex day

text your ex day

girl 1:it’s october 27th uno what that means text your ex day

girl 2:definitely

by princesxox October 28, 2019