a Small central utah gang of about 10-30 people with bigger connections like the rapper citation and former lay low crip Sugarbear. who also skate and mosh. with a 5 person rival gang in the next town of tooele
by the coon mountain man mmm 420 November 09, 2010
by zombie March 07, 2005
A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative
ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.
You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat
You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat
by Rbern18 January 26, 2022
A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.
I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?
by uuth October 22, 2010
One of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. An espn kid leaves his TV on ESPN all day even though its boring and repeats the same shit every ten mins.
"Why does that fucker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)"?
"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".
"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".
by dungeonhustler October 13, 2014
by Alex Liebson April 11, 2005
A showcase for everything Yankees, Red Sox, and Barry Bonds. Started going downhill in the mid 90's and now has reached the bottom of the pit. Without a doubt, employs the most annoying and unfunny anchors on any channel. It would be nice to see sports highlights without some talking head shouting out lame catchphrases and drooling over David Ortiz.
This could very well be an exchange between sportscenter anchors in the near future:
*Please note, the spelling of the Tigers pitcher is intentional, it would just be like a real ESPN Sportscenter anchor saying it, having absolutely no knowledge of the Detroit staff even though they are 9 games ahead of the White Sox and in first place.
Anchor 1: Jeremy Bonderlander of the Detroit Tigers has just pitched a perfect game, striking out 22 batters in the process.
Anchor 2: But before we get to that, A-Rod has switched to a new color bat, former Red Sox greats Rich Gedman and Tom Bolton discuss the current Red Sox game against Tampa Bay, Derek Jeter made four routine plays today, Barry Bonds doubled twice, and we will show you the Bucky Dent home run clip from 1978 forty five times.
Anchor 1: Let's start off with analyzing David Ortiz's four at bats this evening.
Anchor 2: Boo Yaa!
Horrifying. Simply horrifying.
*Please note, the spelling of the Tigers pitcher is intentional, it would just be like a real ESPN Sportscenter anchor saying it, having absolutely no knowledge of the Detroit staff even though they are 9 games ahead of the White Sox and in first place.
Anchor 1: Jeremy Bonderlander of the Detroit Tigers has just pitched a perfect game, striking out 22 batters in the process.
Anchor 2: But before we get to that, A-Rod has switched to a new color bat, former Red Sox greats Rich Gedman and Tom Bolton discuss the current Red Sox game against Tampa Bay, Derek Jeter made four routine plays today, Barry Bonds doubled twice, and we will show you the Bucky Dent home run clip from 1978 forty five times.
Anchor 1: Let's start off with analyzing David Ortiz's four at bats this evening.
Anchor 2: Boo Yaa!
Horrifying. Simply horrifying.
by Ace McDude August 06, 2006