Dry Eruption

A sexual act involving coating your penis in baking soda, then proceeding to fill your sexual partner's vagina with vinegar. You then fuck them, and cause a reaction to explode out of the vagina like a volcanic eruption. Then, you take a vacuum and quickly suck out the leftover liquid. After this, you engage in a Tony Danza. Good luck with your relationship after this

Originated by two crazy youngins in Kentucky. It is rumored that one had a hand in creating the Boner Howitzer.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally gave your sister the old Dry Eruption last night. She flipped shit!"

Guy 2: "WTF dude, that's extremely fucked up! I have to use that vacuum!"

by Bhowitz September 13, 2009

bimbo eruption

When your ex-girlfriends start surfacing in ways that really screw up your life.

In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."

by Bickle of Xi'an September 23, 2012

White eruption

When a male hasn't masturbated in a long time so when he does there is a very large amount of semen

I haven't masturbated in a month there might be a white eruption soon

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

Anal Eruption

The violent result of a failed attempt to hold on to your shit for that little bit longer.

1)"did you hear? dave anally erupted on barrys face...."
"ohhh poor him"

2)My Anal Eruption caused continental shift.

by CaptainYellowShirt August 28, 2007

volcanic ass eruption

An explosion of the rectum after eating too much food the night before.

Or

After a holiday dinner at a relatives house and you eat something that doesn't agree with your system causing irritable bowel syndrome resulting in burning or the rectum and violent ass eruptions associated with bubbling gas in the stomach nicked named "bubblin' brown sugar".

Man dem greens, macaroni and cheese hit the spot...boy! Rumble, rumble...poot, poot, fissssst. Ooooh!....Oooooooh!....Somebody help me please!...Where da bathroom at...pooot, pooot, fisssst. blurrrrrrt.....fisssst.

Ooooohwheee! got dem bad guts...what yo mamma put in dem greens man?! I gotta doodoo bad baby got a volcanic ass eruption comin' thru!

by lil dookie November 5, 2013

Sexual Eruption

Whenever a guy Gets a red rocket and squirts out through his penis hole.

So there I was, Laying on my bed, watching porno, There were two lesbians licking eachothers chest, and rubbing eachothers clit, then, I got a hard one. I was only in my boxers, then, I wasnt. I took them off, and started rubbing my big fat dick, ( Im an 11 inch by the way) My hands began hurting so bad, I kept taking breaks, even though I didnt want to, but my hand started kramping up, so I went into my kitchen tried taking pain pills to help, then went back into the room, layed down, realizing, I had a red rocket, I started beating off more, I knew my hand hurt, but I kept going, thats when the volcano exploded everywhere, I got a sexual eruption

by Wo Bist Du Devin November 11, 2009

South Bronx Eruption

while getting a blowjob you try to sneak out a fart but have a hershey squirt, thereby in reaction your partner vomits on you.

My pal Eddie was driving home with his girl and while getting a blowjob he had a South Bronx Eruption.

by kevincraig May 6, 2005