Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size
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'Hey man, have you seen Eamon?'
'See the trail of clothes leading to the cubicle and I reckon you'll be close'
'See the trail of clothes leading to the cubicle and I reckon you'll be close'
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