Eamon

Super cool guy with a very muscular right arm.

Eamon is currently doing your mum

by RichHomieEamon November 25, 2022

Eamon Patterson

A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees

Omg is that Eamon Patterson?

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023

Eamon

A little fat ugly rat who likes to watch xxx because he has no friends

Eamon

by eamon is not hot August 21, 2023

Eamon

The type of guy who can't take a shit without taking of all of his clothes (leaving shoes and socks on) and bracing the walls either side of him.

'Hey man, have you seen Eamon?'

'See the trail of clothes leading to the cubicle and I reckon you'll be close'

by thebiggestofmen July 28, 2024

Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name

Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023