Alyssa: I told the shrink that I feel like a wild animal trapped in a human body, and she said it sounds like classic species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I'd been born a bird, I wouldn't have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I'd been born a bird, I wouldn't have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.
by brainyuck June 16, 2015
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A Dysphoria Slayer is a close friend or even a random person, who, when they hear someone is struggling with any kind of dysphoria, they will slay the dysphoria, usually only temporarily, but it helps
Random dysphoric man: "that man just stayed my dysphoria so fuckin bad"
Dysphoric man's friend: "bro, a Dysphoria Slayer? Nice, we gotta celebrate this encounter"
Dysphoric man's friend: "bro, a Dysphoria Slayer? Nice, we gotta celebrate this encounter"
by The Egg Lord June 22, 2022
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by Mr Dilbert June 30, 2015
Get the Job Dysphoria mug.This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.
"I need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, I've always dreamed of being with a unicorn"
"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"
"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"
"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"
"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"
by j_rock123 February 20, 2017
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Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.
You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022
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