Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael

Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...

by deathmore March 20, 2021

dusty sombrero

An outdoor maneuver. When a couple is getting it on doggy style the guy blows his load onto her ass (sombrero) and then throws dirt on it.

On our last camping trip the old lady and I were doing it doggy style and I gave her a "dusty sombrero"!

by johdan March 20, 2008

dusty scream

A very high pitched squeak, when someone is scared, or very happy could possibly sound like a mouse getting stepped on just louder.

That girl just squeaked, no that was a dusty scream.

by onigod March 15, 2009

Dusty Snoozle

When a guy with a flaccid dick tries to fuck a girl with an extremely dry pussy and can't even get it in.

I guess neither of us were that into it because when we tried to fuck all we got was a dusty snoozle.

by Kitty Vagina July 12, 2011

dusty susan

One who is always moving or going, always on the road looking for the best trade. Modern day gypsy. Only time this person stops is because he is in jail/ incarcerated.

Dusty Susan stopped by the house to trade this Bushnell flashlight for some parmesan bread bites today.

by Bugg March 8, 2017

Dusty Snowball

The act of scooping a fart from mid-air and tossing it in someones face, like a snowball.

"Ahh that felt good"

"What did?

"DUSTY SNOWBALL!!"

"DUDE WTF!"

"LOLOLOL"

by LtWaffle9 November 29, 2011

dusty short bus

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!

The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.

by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018