drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.

SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.

by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024

Drowse

An absolute eargasm - Roger Taylor's best song and a beautiful testament to his skills. Be it the genius arrangements (I can listen to the instrumental alone on loop, without boring out), poignant / introspective lyrics ("There's all the more reasons for living and dying / when you're young and your troubles are all very small"), and more impressively, the seamless octave-low jump between chorus and bridge that brings out the best in two worlds. Roger, I repeat, does not receive enough credit as a vocalist. Probably the most beautiful thing Queen - hell, any band - has ever done.

Person 1: "Have you heard Drowse - Queen?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! I love that song!"

by titty69muncher August 10, 2024

droused

a combination of dressed and doused; something is overly wet or covered in something

Person 1: I'm droused in water after that water park
Person 2: Do you mean dressed or doused?

by jbone1234 May 14, 2025

Rodentially drowned

A description for someone who looks like a drowned rat after they’ve been soaked in the rain.

Best reference for a drowned rat is that one rat from ‘Flushed Away’ that loads of people on the internet had a crush on in the 2010s

“Bro, you look rodentially drowned”

by genias March 26, 2026