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Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.
Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.
by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010
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Slowpoke Rodriguez

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.
Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
by kmacolor October 6, 2008
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Raini Rodriguez

Our SKINNY LEGEND! Raini truly makes the world a better place! Intead of listening to the 1-800 Logic song I played her song Fiesta Salsa Quinceanera! She's the reason why I wake up w a smile on my face^_^
Raini Rodriguez is superior to EVERYONE including Beyonce. Rumor has it that Raini stole Jay from Bey n she is in fact "Becky with the good hair!"

We Stan a biracial queen!!
by Adidasqueen May 25, 2018
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Sloppy Joe Rodriguez

A sexual manuver in which one mexican man and two women are involved.The man takes a large dump on one of the womens' chest and then the other woman lays on top of the first making a sloppy joe rodriguez sandwich.
Man,i sure am looking forward to giving you two beyotches a sloppy joe rodriguez.
by bufannta March 9, 2007
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Rodriguez

The name in which 50% of hispanic families possess.. Or maybe even 75% depends on your area
Friend 1 "Aye whats Aaron's last name?"
Friend 2 "Shit I don't know just put Rodriguez, that works almost every time"
Aaron Rodriguez "Hey guys whats up?"
by TheBrokePlayer July 27, 2017
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Alfredo Rodriguez

An Alcoholic man whore who drives a lifted lb7 four door short bed that his favorite saying is "four doors for more whores " he has a leach penis. but he still pulls hoes cause hes a fuck boy another one of his gay ass lines is "roalin coal and pullin hoes" HE HAS A DICK HEAD FRIEND NAMED TEEGAN
by LB7 dickhead January 10, 2019
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Noah Rodriguez

Big dick nigga on god. He'll take all your hoes.
ayyy whatch out for that nigga noah rodriguez, dont let your girl out the house alone
by jose martines June 11, 2019
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