drummer

A drummer is someone who gets a lot of stereotypes. People assume that Drummers are dumb people with no musical talent. When in reality, drums are the backbone of most music. Drummers keep time and keep the beat going. Drummers also do have a lot of musical talent. It takes a lot of coordination to be a good drummer. They also have to be able to feel the music. And yes I am a drummer :-P

Dumbass: haha you're just a stupid drummer with no talent.
Drummer: Oh yeah you try playing the drums
Dumbass: Ahh crap i can't do it. Well you're still dumb.
Drummer: Which is why you're failing more classes than me right?

by MASSIVE LOAF April 9, 2006

Drum Driving

While you are driving and listening to music, you bang on the steering wheel as if it were a drum set.

"Would you please pay attention to the road and stop drum driving!?"

by Professional Drum Driver April 10, 2010

Drum Lessons

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.

"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"

by LarryLove March 1, 2009

Drummer Speak

n. (noun)
An oral language used to talk about the noise coming from the percussion section when one or more parties in the conversation cannot read percussion music. It is spoken largely by Drummers, Bassists, Conductors, and a select few others.

Guitarist: "um... yeah, I want you to do that one thing with your snare and the um..."

Bassist: "I think in Drummer Speak he means 'Dum-ka-tick-ka CHA CHA CHA-ka-dum-kah-dum dum kah-dum-kah-tick-kah-chick-kah-tick-kah duh-kah-duh tsss~."

Drummer: "Oh, sure."

by pearldrums April 19, 2010

Butter-Drummed

When a person farts with their naked butt on another persons bare skin(such as a leg), creating a clapping sound.

The intruder came from behind, choking me, so I Butter-Drummed his leg.

by Harmbiscuit May 18, 2022

Bum Drum

Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.

Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!

by Drum on Bum November 19, 2016

drum and bass

As explained by people to have adopted a considerable amount of influence from different genres of music, through the years drum and bass has developed to form its own sub-genres :

Darkstep
Drumfunk
Electrostep
Futurestep
Hardstep
Intelligent or Atmospheric
Jazzstep
Jump-up
Liquid Funk
Techstep
Breakcore

Probably one of the most carefully structured and best produced music in the modern world. Many people say that the "drum and bass effect" gives off pleasurable feelings of past blissful memories, makes users somewhat look forward to the future, dear memories of love and passionate relationships, giving off a somewhat uplifting feeling to particular users, who have a bit more of an artistic influence and background, and who dont enjoy the musical rape of 50 cent and other "big" rnb , mainstream hip-hop artists.

In conclusion: Drum and bass has come a long way, affecting millions of listeners throughout the globe, it hasn't even started to spread its sphere of influence. People who have hearts, people who think twice and people who actually know what music productions is mostly about. All in all bless the bassheads.

"I enjoyed that drum and bass party bru"

by Leopoi October 24, 2007