Second Drawer

To have sex.

Oh man, I would second drawer that girl so bad.

by EXSpinalTap September 26, 2009

junk drawer

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff

Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.

by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019

top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003

boston blow dryer

when you are getting a blowjob and you jizz on her face then you quickly roll over and fart in her face there fore blow drying the jizz off of her face

jessica felt very ashamed after alex boston blow dryer the jizz off her face

by derek kelly blow dryer June 8, 2011

Warming Drawer

When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!

Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.

by The Drawer Warmer January 3, 2013

lucky drawers

A pair of "drawers" or boxers/underwear that you have that are very lucky. You wear them when you need a lot of luck and they tend to help out in tough situations. Also your favorite pair of drawers

Dude1: man we really need some luck for today. We might lose the championship game
Dude2: no worries homeboy, im wearin my lucky drawers, we're gonna win no matter what.

by jordanc45 January 19, 2011

two-dayer

When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.

Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."

Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."

Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."

by ChillBro July 31, 2014