downstairs corgi

This is the secret term that means tonight we Fuck. No corgi will be upstairs asking questions. The night is all ours!

Tonight is downstairs corgi

by Corgilover<3 June 15, 2019

downstairs headlock

For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.

Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.

by Teats McGee January 15, 2020

Eat the radish in the downstairs kitchen

To orally pleasure the fairer sex's bulbus part of the nether region, with one's tongue.

Alright love fancy letting me eat the radish in the downstairs kitchen.

by someoddbloke December 20, 2019

Big Downstairs

To describe oneself in a non flattering way: especially when describing the Male sexual organs

Man one: "Hey Dave, whats your middle name?"
Man two aka Dave: "Big Downstairs"

by LT Fuzz May 29, 2009

downstairs outsidies

feeling a girls but, outside her pants.

Man, i got great downstairs outsidies last night!

by pfth December 31, 2009

downstairs department

A more modest name for the femal genital area.

Joey: "Have you seen Jen's downstairs department?"
Kyle:"Yeah it's so tight!"

by JoeyHollis February 13, 2010

eat at the downstairs restaurant

Common form of describing the act of eating pussy, ie cunninglingus

I am going to eat at the downstairs restaurant tonight

by ShiningWit June 26, 2007