Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.
Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing
by EmDix January 20, 2009
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Pronunciation: \ myü-zikˈdüsh\
Function: noun
Date: September 6, 2009
A person who thinks they know more about music, and have better taste in music than anyone they know; one who only likes obscure bands, and who stops listening to musicians once they gain notoriety. When asked what kind of music they listen to, a music douche will answer "indie" even though that describes nothing.
Function: noun
Date: September 6, 2009
A person who thinks they know more about music, and have better taste in music than anyone they know; one who only likes obscure bands, and who stops listening to musicians once they gain notoriety. When asked what kind of music they listen to, a music douche will answer "indie" even though that describes nothing.
“I just don’t really care about The Beatles, I mean there were so many bands from that period who were more talented.” –Elayna
“Well yeah, but you don’t have to be a music douche about it” –Eliza
“Well yeah, but you don’t have to be a music douche about it” –Eliza
by The vermafia September 8, 2009
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Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon
by h@tch November 3, 2012
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1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"
2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.
3. Used as a diss
1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"
2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.
3. Used as a diss
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Did you watch the ending of ‘Battlestar Galactica’? There was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!
by AuntyMouse April 11, 2009
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