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douche

Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.
The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.
mugGet the douchemug.

doucheness

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
by levi parker September 5, 2007
mugGet the douchenessmug.

douche

obnoxious frat guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment
by dfhjkhfkhsfj February 27, 2008
mugGet the douchemug.

douching

process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.
squirting water up bum to clean prior to anal sex
by doug December 16, 2003
mugGet the douchingmug.

douche'

An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.
To that I can only say douche' .
by J Bo January 27, 2007
mugGet the douche'mug.

douched

To be screwed over in a displeasing way
Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.
by Josh Takko July 31, 2005
mugGet the douchedmug.

douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person
"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"
by doo-sh October 22, 2003
mugGet the douchmug.

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