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douchegate

The metal disorder that many political journalist/commentators suffer from that causes them to add the word gate to any political scandal. It stems from the scandal at the Watergate hotel that brought down Nixon. They fail to remember that Watergate was over 30 years ago and they are complete douche bags.

Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,
The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.
by mark poopstain April 3, 2008
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Douchewasher

1. A person with qualities of a douche (one who is mean, a buzzkill, an irritating person).

2. Ori. He's a douchewasher.
Daniel: "Dude what's up with Ori, why does he have to be so gay?"

Shlomit: "Yeah dude, he's a total douchewasher."
by Shlomit February 19, 2009
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douchewanger

A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."
Sorry I'm late - some douchewanger was trying to turn left from the right turn lane.
by kaftw May 21, 2008
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douchetastic

when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.
Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!
by master bean flicker April 25, 2010
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doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.
you are being a doucheeater right now!
by bearjewib July 14, 2010
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Douchetasticness

The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.
People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.
by douchetasticness September 15, 2009
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douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.
"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".
by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017
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