Douchedad

A father, step father, grandfather or frat guy with a dad bod who displays particularly douchey characteristics.

60-year-old Greg: *whistles at girl while walking down the street*
Girl: F***ing douchedad. *rolls eyes deeply into the back of her head*

by proughtnotpreached March 4, 2017

Doucheanator

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.

YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

[douchewad]

adj. someone who is a bag of douche.

Abraar is a douchewad.

by joeyyyg January 24, 2009

douchewad

A term used to describe a group of douchebags who hang out together and never get laid due to the fact of serious funky body odor they have from playing nonstop video games 24/7.

I wouldn't go near that group of guys over there. I can smell their B.O. from over here, and I'm 50 feet away. What a freakin' douchewad! Look, now they're going into that video game store.

by SewerChewer January 4, 2008

Douchebadgery

n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.

(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."

by Debmocracy March 12, 2010

Douchalanche

When one's true douchy nature reveals itself and is as sudden and overwhelming as an avalanche.

We all thought he was okay, but after his douchalanche last week, we try to avoid him now.

by TheJigglypuffNinja August 7, 2011