douchewaffle

One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.

That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.

by War1986 May 4, 2005

Douchewaffle

A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.

I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.

by thatbigsumbich January 1, 2010

douchewanger

A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."

Sorry I'm late - some douchewanger was trying to turn left from the right turn lane.

by kaftw May 21, 2008

Douchewasher

1. A person with qualities of a douche (one who is mean, a buzzkill, an irritating person).

2. Ori. He's a douchewasher.

Daniel: "Dude what's up with Ori, why does he have to be so gay?"

Shlomit: "Yeah dude, he's a total douchewasher."

by Shlomit February 19, 2009

Douchewaffle

An extreme douchebag!

Man that guy is a complete douchewaffle for standing you up!

by Mason McCoy May 6, 2011

Douchewad

Worse than a douchebag. A total asshole who is more vile than an actual physical douche bag (the original douche bag which women use to clean their pussies). So much so that the bag gets wadded up and tossed aside like the shit that's in it.

That douchewad totally ghosted me after I fucked him all night and gave him several BJs.

by BadRaven25 October 2, 2018

fuckbag-douchewad

a poor business person who turns everything they touch to a steeming pile of poo.

Todd Long is a fuckbag-douchewad!

by sinergy staff October 18, 2008