glazed delights

n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.

a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.

n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"

a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'

by paul z ated January 26, 2014

driver's delight

When the driver of a car performs felatio on the person sitting in the passenger seat.

Last night Kenny hit Harry with his car because he wasn't paying attention to the road because he was attempting driver's delight to a delighted wizard.

by Da Zipper May 16, 2008

woodman's delight

a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!

That girl over there is a woodman's delight.

by Alex Auch December 16, 2008

Bill's delight

When you take a tortilla chip and swipe it against a woman's vaginal canal; her vaginal juices are collected and used as salsa.
You then consume the tortilla chip.

Person 1: Hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?
Person 2: Bill's delight!
Person 1: Fuck yeah, lemme get the tortilla chips.

by Hamish Nicholas October 26, 2018

Douchebag Delight

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.

Paris Hilton sure is a douchebag delight..

by Jessi and Rachel October 4, 2006

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)

Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Ovarian Delight

A devastating blow to a woman's crotch that upon impact shatters her ovaries.
See also: Falcon Punch

My wife wouldn't shut up during football so I gave her an ovarian delight and that kept her quiet.

by DWisen August 23, 2011