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Canadian Ice Dispenser

The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.
It's was really hot out today so i had my wife Canadian Ice Dispenser me to keep cool.
by punksweeper October 16, 2015
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pez dispenser

similar to taste the rainbow, the man uses his penis in the same manner as the classic candy machine. Not sure why he would want to do this, but it's always great fun at parties, and allows for hands free snack delivery.
Some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when Jim dropped trou and gave em the ol' Pez Dispenser. One of them even had the nerve to yell out "Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!" As Jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. As if he would ever put gumballs into his dick. Who would be crazy enough to do that?
by Pantaloon January 18, 2008
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Pez Dispenser

While your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.
I banged my drunk bitch in the bathroom and gave her the Pez Dispenser that shit.
by petrochile April 3, 2009
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Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly
amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p
by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011
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Corn Dispenser

I rammed her right in her corn dispenser!
by Leftcoast3333 July 20, 2016
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Mistake Dispenser

A female who births one or more children that grow up to do nothing but disappoint everyone around them. These spawns are perceived as and are most definitely mistakes that should not have been created. Mistake Dispenser can also refer to the woman's vagina rather than the whole person. This implies that the woman may not be a bad person but her reproductive organs have a tendency to spawn mistakes.
Example One: "Oh Josh! You can't have kids with her she is bound to be a mistake dispenser!"

Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"
by I even make rain wet December 28, 2020
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Kink Dispenser

When a BDSM submissive comes to a dominant (usually online) with a shopping list of things for them to 'do to them' with no actual attention paid to the dom's feelings and needs.

See also "Objectification of the Dom"
"Yet another sub wanted me to call him a filthy slut and told me to 'force' him to smell my panties. He just thinks I am a kink dispenser."
by Master Shadow December 19, 2022
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