Oorban diktationari

A fucking stupid way of saying "Urban Dictionary"

Friend: Oh wowz, This Oorban diktationari websit lokz reely cul.
Me: ... Did you mean Urban Dictionary?
Friend: non. Oorban diktationari.
Me: What, The, Fuck.

by OURBan December 11, 2019

vin diesal

A misspelled word on Urban Dictionary for illiterate people who can not type in "Vin Diesel" when adding a definition.

The following is an example one of the aforementioned illiterate people:

vin diesal

finest freak on earth that all men are jealous of!

by Mark Jacobs August 13, 2006

Dikabyte

1. Similar to that of a "Shit-ton" or "Dick-ton" the Dikabyte is very large number of bytes.
2. 1000 Terabyte
3. An ancient clan dating back to the age of the vikings, feared for their rage and lack of mercy shown to villages it raided

Me: "Jesus Coleman, that's a ton of porn you've got on your computer!!"
Coleman: "No joke man, I can't get enough of it"
Me: "I can see that, it really is a shit-ton of porn dude"
Coleman: "As of last week I went over 1000 terabytes of downloaded porn..."
Me: "Wait!! You don't mean..."
Coleman: "That's right, I have over a dikabyte of porn on several different hard drives"

by Tarheels364 April 24, 2014

dikshlinc

dick sucker one who has an extreme likeness to dicks

chad you are such a dikshlinc!!!

dont be such a dikshlinc

by mr. jiggyfly April 20, 2004

dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

Diktat

By force not consent.

My teachers issued a diktat, shortening my break time to 30 minutes.

by QUEENOFSingapore September 4, 2016

Diosalys

A girl who lives to slay. She's smart, beautiful and is envied by all the female race. Insecure at times but above all amazing. She doesn't know how much she means to people and always forgets her amazing qualities. Intelligent beings, with the biggest hearts. You could make her mad and she'd regret every hurtful thing she'd ever say. Easy to love and hard to hate. Fun sized girls you want to be friends with. Once you find one don't ever let her go. Stay in touch, hug her, listen to her, never take her as a joke, and respect her every word.

Diosalys: What are you thinking ?
Me: nothing...
*she turns away*
Me: If only you knew...

Beautiful kind amazing fun love like friend

by Kittichann August 22, 2017