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darling divine

someone really beautiful, goddess, and sweet. Someone you just can't help but not stare at because of how beautiful they are.
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divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.
The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
by gindertopia March 6, 2010
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divine intervention

When a miracle happens. When the hand of God reaches down and saves someone from a life threatening or dangerous situation.
When someone is placed in the right place at the right time to be a catalyst for someone in need, when the person in need may have been in angst about how they would get through a certain situation.
It has nothing to do with sports.
When I was sick, and didn't know how I was going to get by, or eat- get medicine, and someone was anonymously inspired to slip assistance under my door, or bring me food or take me to a doctor.

Missing any form of transportation you were supposed to be on, and discovering it was in a terrible accident, or driving a different way to work/school, or where ever you were to go and missing a major accident.
Those who were running late or stopped to do something else, or were scheduled to be out of the office on 9/11- any scenario when a life or injury was spared because of out of the norm circumstances. To me these are more plausible examples of divine intervention.
by akak8ty July 30, 2006
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didney

Guy 1: Hey did you see Herbie: Fully Loaded movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, was such a didney.
by Laurensky September 6, 2005
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Didier Buchs

A complete Prolog chad. Kind of overwhelming at first
but he's always digestible in the end.
Yo, Didier Buchs mind fucked us with his Prolog interpreter today.
by Gordon_Freeman101 May 6, 2021
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The Diviner Special

When your group of friends has an orgy with one or more women
"Dude she's SO hot, let's give her The Diviner Special"
by The Third Hokage August 2, 2019
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Divine Eights

Technique during Fellatio whereby giver does the following:

1. Use head thrusting to completely envelope entire penis.
2. Giver uses nose to draw imaginary figure 8's in pubic area.

The result is extreme pleasure for the receiver via extreme stimulation of the entire penile crown, unattainable by simply head thrusting alone. (Chicken Necking)

Can probably also be done during irrumatio, if both giver and receiver are well attuned to each other.
I sure wish those american sextard bitches (ASB) knew how to do those Divine Eights that the East European and Russian goddesses are so proficient at. It's bad enough the ASB don't know or understand or are even willing to learn ESO, Tantrism or any of the other 'highly skilled techniques'; The ASB don't even know the basics of Fellatio such as Divine Eights!@$% I don't know why I waste my time giving them Venus Butterfly or even erotic massage. Sheesh!
by Jon_Public May 12, 2010
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