STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

dickage

the aftermath of a dick move, or the aftermath of somebody being a dick

girl 1: "Robbie broke up with me over text."
girl 2: "What a dick move. The dickage is real."

by pseudonym2232 September 15, 2015

Dickapedia

A person constantly reminding you of Wikipedia articles, and usually has no friends and follows people around

That Fucking nerd is being a dickapedia for reciting all those Wikipedia articles

by freonjake April 14, 2009

Dickade

1. Getting lot's of good dick for the next ten years. 2. An exclamation used at the start of the new decade.

When the ball dropped, i cried out "Happy Dickade"

by pussy cat 21 December 30, 2010

dickage

Getting fucked up the ass with a rubber dildo, in the figurative sense.

Hey you know what's real dickage? Getting a junior picked captain over you.

by somebodytouchmysack June 7, 2007

daily dickage

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week

Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).

by OGmud June 23, 2015

Dickage

A dickage-a person (usually a guy) who is being stupid or an asshole.

Dude, He is being SUCH a dickage to her. He didn't even apologize for killing her fish!

by Kayande August 5, 2010