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Dickbag

A man who is not only an asshole but completely and utterly useless. They are cocky, however, they have absolutely nothing to be cocky about. They typically work minimum wage jobs and throw big ass pity parties every day. This is the kind of man who wears cheap chains, insults people as a hobby, and has a self esteem smaller than his very tiny penis.
The ugly grocery bagger at Walmart cussed me out over nothing! What a dickbag.

My cousin is such a dickbag. He calls me a loser, but he’s a virgin who still lives in his parent’s basement at age 32.
by Cash.mmoney July 26, 2021
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Dickbag

Before I smash this chick, I need to go to the store cause I’m out of dickbags
by EBreezie June 15, 2018
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dickbag

look at that dickbag over there in a squatted truck. i bet he has no family and eats tv dinners every night.

also fuck you jayden
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 6, 2023
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Dickbag

A word to describe a guy called alan
Alan is a dickbag
by Harleigh Grabham April 16, 2024
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Conshy Dickbag

Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.
“Yo, isn’t that dude Jer an elite banker?”

“Nah, I thought so too but he is just a Conshy Dickbag!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 2, 2023
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Dickbag

Someone who is a real jerk or a jackass and is arrogant.
That guy is a real dickbag.
by Roxie Rose October 5, 2015
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Dickbag

A man who is just a full on asshole
Ashley: Oh I have a date with my man tonight
Brianna: That man is a Dickbag why you still with him
Ashley: For the money and food
by JJJJJJJJKKKKKKK June 28, 2019
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