dickbag

squats their truck

look at that dickbag over there in a squatted truck. i bet he has no family and eats tv dinners every night.

also fuck you jayden

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 6, 2023

Dickbag

A word to describe a guy called alan

Alan is a dickbag

by Harleigh Grabham April 16, 2024

freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag

by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014

ass fuck cunt bitch hoe dickbag

What you say when you stub your toe.

hey, dudE- *stubs toe* ASS FUCK CUNT BITCH HOE DICKBAG!

by pu$$ycuИt November 1, 2018

Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man

Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"

by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011

Conshy Dickbag

Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.

“Yo, isn’t that dude Jer an elite banker?”

“Nah, I thought so too but he is just a Conshy Dickbag!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 2, 2023

Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 6, 2021