grab a dick day

On september 20 grab as many dicks as possible!! it’s grab a dick day😂 let yo inner hoe out for a whole 24 hrs and challenge your friends to do the same

maddie: omg i just grabbed jason’s dick that make 7

sky: haha i already grabbed 12

maddie: ahh i love grab a dick day

by hoegirl69 September 18, 2019

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National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

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Grab dick day

On {Apeil 12th} all girls have to grab at least one dick for {“national grab dick day}. April 11th was “grab ass day” and hella girls want payback, so let’s get it

“Just grab his dick, it’s {national grab dick day}

by HellYeaMan April 11, 2019

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Big Dick Day

When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.

Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?

by No Hemingway July 03, 2019

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Grab dick day

On April 12th, all girls get payback on boys from the day before, which was “national grab ass day” so we have “national grab dick day” boys, be prepared

“Just go grab his dick, it’s national grab dick day”

by HellYeaMan April 11, 2019

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