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Broken Dick

The Blues. A common phrase which its origin is in the Hebrew language. Meaning, you are in a state of sadness resulting of bad experience,dark future, life in general etc.
Note:Used by both sexes. Usually used with initials.
He: Are you coming to see a movie with us?
Me: No, I think I'll stay at home, I have a broken dick since my girlfriend left me.
by Jones100 September 1, 2005
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Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
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Brokeback Dick

Dick so good you just don't know how to quit it.

Generally this dick belongs to a fuckboi, situanship, side peice, or the emotionally unavailable.

Sexual chemistry is bomb and it fits jusssst right.

It bringith you ye multiple quakes of ye nethers.

Best experienced in reverse cow girl/boy.
"Girll he's my brokeback dick. Shits too good I just can't quit it."
by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023
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dickbroken

The sexual equivalent of heartbroken. "Heartbroken" denoting being in love or at least having some sort of emotional attachment to a girl and being rejected. "Dickbroken" denotes being incredibly physically attracted to a woman and before any sort of relationship or emotional attachment occurs one is rejected.
After spending the night gawking at her incredible ass, I finally went up and introduced myself. She rolled her eyes and walked away, I was utterly dickbroken.
by Banjo Fist October 27, 2005
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