brown dick whip

slappin the asshole of a foe with your dick

Yo, you better stop that or i will brown dick whip you.

by white hot lovin January 21, 2010

dick whipped

a man who is head over heels in love with a girl to the point where they’re straight up stupid

Guy 1: “man whats up with Connor?”
Guy 2: “hes straight up dick whipped man. Poor Yu.”

by octopixies May 10, 2018

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.

Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012

Walnut Whip Dick

A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.

Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'

by Peggyatthestar September 15, 2015

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

by the badger killer December 12, 2012

whip dick

when that mans dick too good you whipped for it

“damn he gave me whip dick”

by badussymain October 8, 2021