Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.

by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017

Poop dick

A Poop Dick is when a man gets poop on his Dick after anal sex. It also can be an insult towards someone being annoying and stupid.

"I have a poop Dick after Amanda . let me fuck her in the ass."

"Wow , Curtis is being such a poop dick"

by D.Fire February 18, 2021

newbie poop dick

a guy who has anal with other guys.

you're fuckin gay you newbie poop dick!

by cammie September 23, 2004

poop dick

Cu ca smothered on a pee pee. Corn or other undigested objects may be present.

When you put a throbbing love muscle in an anal cavity and then pull it out. You look down and there should be crap on it. Also, it may be smelly, so watch out!

by Aaron December 16, 2003

poop dick

A Farm-boy who is believed to have sex with the farm animals he cares for.

Cleetus, you fuckin' poop dick.

by johnnylaw40 April 19, 2006

poop dick

a poop dick is usually used regarding someone who has recentally angered you in some way or some one you just dont like usually of the male gender to possibly humiliate them by telling them their penis is coverd in fecel matter

person a: did you know alex took the last hot pocket

person b: god alex is such a poop dick

by majick6ball August 4, 2009

poop dick wein suck

when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth

Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.

by Curtis Tebo October 1, 2006