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diablo II

An online game which is so addictive it takes alot away from the player by ruining their lives and if they ever try to leave it they find that the company deleted their account which causes them to start all over again like a never ending cycle of being trapped in it: also see Final Fantasy XI
kid: man my account got hacked yesterday, now I gotta start all over again
man: I know my account got deleted from not being played so im going to start again too
by opinionated person May 16, 2005
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el gato diablo

1. the cat devil
2. nitnelav
by instigationmachine May 12, 2004
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Diablo 2

a disease in which you have no friends and sit on your computer all day
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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¿Qué diablos?

English translation: What the hell?!?

Used pretty much the same as the english version, as in to express surprise, disgust, confusion, anger, etc.

Synonyms: What the fuck?!
¿Qué coño? (women) or ¿Qué carajo? (men)
¿Qué mierda es?
Louisa: ¡Dios mio! I saw Tony feeling up Jessica the other day!
Maria: ¡¿Qué diablos?! ¡él es mi novio!
by nicky8642 January 21, 2011
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Diablo 2

A combination of crack cocaine and herion that was chemically bonded and then distributed across the world on CDROMs in 1999.
by Blizzard sucks October 19, 2006
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Diablo Martini

A form of the drink Martini. Called Diablo Martini cause it gives you a devil of a good time.
"You having a good time?" "I'm having a diablo martini... dig it"
by Maul May 6, 2005
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Diablo 2 - Lord of Destruction

A fun, yet addictive game which will take all your freetime (aswell as work-time, school etc) if you get sucked into it, just as the huge amount of vicious emos around the world.
Be carefull this game will turn your best IRL friend into a greedy thief if he can get his virtual paladin fingers on your precious engima.
However when playing with some other friends, or just by yourself the game will be very entertaining. Because of all the different items and spells, there are many ways to personalize your character, and since good items tend to be very rare, finding them is almost compareable to taking alot of ecstasy.

The max level is 99, which requires an enormous amount of experience points, so whenever you'll reach the unreachable you'll most likely be dead or Korean.
Play at own risk, and discover you and your friends darker sides!
Adam: So me and Josh were playing Diablo 2 - Lord of destruction the other day, when he stabbed me and took all my gear.. man that sucks, i gotta pwn him next time i see him.. just don't know how since i haven't got any muscles left... i'll see if i can pay somebody a few high runes to do the job.
Rick: Dude you are fucking retarded man, get a life... How many hrs???????
by WORLDCUP2010 June 18, 2010
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