Dictionary 

You're a dick.

You're a dick for looking up dictionary in the dictionary.

Dictionary by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009

Dictionary 

A book or whatever that people read to look for definition with big ass words that you'll have to look for again only for it to define the word with "ly" in the end and it won't help. So you look the word up in urbandictionary or look if someone already asked what the word was in yahoo answers.

Me: What's the definition of "slut"?
In the dictionary: A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.
Me: What the hell is promiscuous!??!?!

Dictionary by She who MUSN'T be named April 4, 2011

dictionary 

A dictionary is something that defines a word.

the dictionary is helpful

dictionary by unicornlover72143 September 13, 2017

Dictionary 

This

What the heck are you doing searching up a dicionary in a dictionary?

Dictionary by Mudkipz are the Best October 1, 2018

Dictionary 

Seriously don't know after browsing on this site. Best I can say is I hope it differs from Urban Dictionary

I threw my back out handing Howard a Dictionary.

Dictionary by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Dictionary 

The best thing in the World

I love the Dictionary

Dictionary by Eminemfan6599 November 20, 2021

Dictionary 

Pov: you looked up the word Urban in the dictionary, saw a definition or two that proceeded to look up the word dictionary next, most likely because you're bored, curious, or forgetting to do work you should be getting done right now.

Person 1: *looks up urban*

Person 2: nice now look up dictionary

Person 1: look up dictionary in a dictionary?

Person 2: yuh

Person 1: get out my house

Dictionary by Blueberry Beep Bop April 16, 2022