woodman's delight

a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!

That girl over there is a woodman's delight.

by Alex Auch December 16, 2008

Bill's delight

When you take a tortilla chip and swipe it against a woman's vaginal canal; her vaginal juices are collected and used as salsa.
You then consume the tortilla chip.

Person 1: Hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?
Person 2: Bill's delight!
Person 1: Fuck yeah, lemme get the tortilla chips.

by Hamish Nicholas October 26, 2018

Douchebag Delight

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.

Paris Hilton sure is a douchebag delight..

by Jessi and Rachel October 4, 2006

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)

Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Ovarian Delight

A devastating blow to a woman's crotch that upon impact shatters her ovaries.
See also: Falcon Punch

My wife wouldn't shut up during football so I gave her an ovarian delight and that kept her quiet.

by DWisen August 23, 2011

Snuggler's Delight

A condition under which an shared space can operate between friends.

Under "Snuggler's Delight" law, snugglers will get priority for seating in a shared entertainment scenario, and will maintain the ability to snuggle off somewhere else during the activity without seeming rude. All delight must by default be accepted.

Snugglers : "We might start the movie in the living room, and head into the bedroom later on. We're both pretty tired"

Non-snuggler: "No problem, this apartment runs under "Snuggler's Delight" rules.

by Dicknose999 January 3, 2013

Dwight Yoakam

Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.

Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!

by me April 25, 2005